Who says sex can’t be funny? There are some
people—and most of them seem to spend their time trolling the discussion boards
on the cheaper dating sites where all the bitter, petulant prudes go to die—who
seem to believe that sex and humor don’t mix at all. (And they wonder why they
still can’t find a date?) But sex really
is funny if you think about it; I mean; have you ever taken a really close look
at human genitalia? Clearly not the best available evidence for Intelligent
Design even if they do suggest that God—should She exist—must have one hell of
a wicked sense of humor. Why else would we have been so abundantly “blessed”
with such a cornucopia of sheer conspicuous dorkiness?
I remember one time I was with this girl who liked
to listen to Dr. Dimento’s radio show on Sunday evenings. We were making love
and the good doctor was playing the Elmer Fudd rap song by Joe Walsh. I’d never
heard it before and started laughing uncontrollably—all the while coupled to my
lover. Anyway, the jolly Santa-like shakings of my belly transmitted just the
right vibrations to my partner’s pleasure points, and the next thing I knew she’d
fainted from the orgasm. I can never hear or think about that song without
remembering that most pleasant experience, and laughing out loud.
Frankly, anybody who denies the funny side of sex, probably doesn't have much of a sense of humor to begin with. Such mortals are to be pitied.
cheers
TAS
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